Mom is in the shower. She is also behind on the laundry.
Unknown child knocking on the door: "Mom, I don't [unintelligible garble]!"
Mom: "Honey, speak a bit louder, I can't hear you!"
Child: "I don't [unintelligible garble]!"
Mom: "I still can't hear you! Open the door a crack!"
Child: "Mom, I don't have anything suitable to wear to Mass!"
Mom: "Oh, honey, there are plenty of dresses in your closet to wear to Mass."
Child: "But, Mom, [unintelligible]."
Mom: "No buts, honey, put on your Land's End polka dot dress . . . or the white one."
Child: "But!"
Mom: "I said, no buts, go get one of those dresses on right now."
Child: "But, Mom! It's Neil!"