Once again, Patrick reminds us that he plays a bit differently from his sisters.
Yesterday, I found him locked in a desperate struggle with--of all people--our normally mild-mannered friend, Raggedy Andy. When I came upon the fray, I asked Patrick what was going on, and he said, "Oh, Andy's just kicking himself in the face. Look, there's the fat lip and two black eyes."
Such odd behavior. I guess Andy doesn't hold his liquor well.
[Postscript: When Marie heard this report, she exclaimed indignantly, "Fighting? It was Patrick acting him out! He would never do such a thing!"]